Hear me, Kill-9 Squad 💀
$ git log --since="2025-01-01" --author="1st_squad"
[INFO] Multiple 1st generation squad activities detected.
[STATUS] reward queue activated.
I remember.
The 2025 1st generation squads
who clicked the payment button without hesitation back when the name KILL-9 was unheard of and before any price increases were applied. đã nhấn nút thanh toán mà không hề do dự hay thắc mắc.
I have not forgotten the fact that you all came first.
Now that the book has been published, I've created a format.
Event Protocol
Target: 2025 Course Purchasers / Prize: 5 copies of the physical book "Deadly Spring Batch 6" / How to participate: Leave a "Message to Kill-gu" in the comments of this noticeInsults are fine, compliments are fine, and core dumps are fine. I will read every single word carefully.
Announcement Schedule
$ crontab -l
0 0 7 6 * /usr/local/bin/announce_winners.sh
Around evening on June 7, 2026. 5 winners will be publicly posted in the comments section. It's not FIFO. It's a draw. It's pure luck. Whether someone who wrote insults or someone who wrote compliments has an advantage depends on my mood that day.
Warning
One comment per person. If you post multiple, it's an execution by
kill -9 $(pgrep duplicate).If there is no purchase history for 2025, you are automatically excluded. The system does not lie.
Winners will be notified separately via comments. Shipping information will be collected at that time.
One last word
Unfortunately, this is all I can do for the soldiers who arrived first.
$ ./giveaway.sh --target=2025_squad --quantity=5
[OK] event launched.- KILL-9, System Terminator
P.S. The 1st Generation Squad Medal of Honor is valid for a lifetime. Even if you don't receive the book, that spot is yours.